For Sale: A Pair of Latin Oysters

In the name of Allah, and there is no power nor strength except with Allah. For sale, for sale: A pair of Latin oysters, ready for production upon initial appearance of the collar (analyzed). Health and hygiene certified. Size: Super Jumbo. Price: 2000 SAR. Location: Eastern Province, Saihat. Contact: (((Mobile number appears upon clicking the 'Contact' button))) Shipping and delivery available to certain regions of the Kingdom for a nominal fee. {And do not deprive people of their due rights.}